Artist pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

  2. 2. Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

  3. 3. Have you ever posed nude?

  4. 4. If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

  5. 5. If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.

  6. 6. Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.

  7. 7. Vincent Van Gogh out with me

  8. 8. Girl, you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

  9. 9. At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

  10. 10. Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.

  11. 11. Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

  12. 12. Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?

  13. 13. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.

  14. 14. You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

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