thanksgiving pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

  2. 2. Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

  3. 3. I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

  4. 4. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  5. 5. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

  6. 6. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7. I hate turkey. But I love you!

  8. 8. Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

  9. 9. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  10. 10. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  11. 11. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

  12. 12. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

  13. 13. Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

  14. 14. Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.

  15. 15. Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.

  16. 16. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  17. 17. Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?

  18. 18. I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

  19. 19. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  20. 20. Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

  21. 21. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

  22. 22. That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.

  23. 23. Do you like stuffing?

  24. 24. I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?

  25. 25. Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?

  26. 26. If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

  27. 27. Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

  28. 28. I know what I'll be sticking in your cornucopia.

  29. 29. I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.

  30. 30. I'm better than thanksgiving because I can make you come more than once a year.

  31. 31. Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

  32. 32. You're like Thanksgiving: one day I hope to have you at my place.

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