Cat pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

  2. 2. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.

  3. 3. Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.

  4. 4. Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.

  5. 5. Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

  6. 6. Are you feline the connection between us?

  7. 7. Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

  8. 8. Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.

  9. 9. Baby, we only got 9 lives.

  10. 10. Baby, you put the T in tuna

  11. 11. Be mine it's meow or never

  12. 12. Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?

  13. 13. Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.

  14. 14. Cat call me.

  15. 15. Dinner and a mewvie?

  16. 16. Don't be a player hating

  17. 17. Don't purrcrastnate just be mine

  18. 18. Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.

  19. 19. Hey, look what the cat dragged in

  20. 20. How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

  21. 21. I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.

  22. 22. I have a cat, she would like to meet you.

  23. 23. I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

  24. 24. I like cats more than dogs.

  25. 25. I like you furry much

  26. 26. I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?

  27. 27. I will make you purrrrr!

  28. 28. I will pawlways love you

  29. 29. I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you

  30. 30. I'd like to get your tongue.

  31. 31. I'm feline fine now I have seen you.

  32. 32. I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated with you.

  33. 33. I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.

  34. 34. If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

  35. 35. If I were a cat, I'd spend all 8 lives with you

  36. 36. Just call me Puss in Boots

  37. 37. Let me take meowt on a date

  38. 38. Let's litter.

  39. 39. Let's make hisstory.

  40. 40. Meet me at kitty corner.

  41. 41. Meet me by the dead bird.

  42. 42. Meet me by the mangled mouse.

  43. 43. Mind if I sniff your butt?

  44. 44. My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

  45. 45. My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

  46. 46. My love for you is like a hairball -- I can't hold it in.

  47. 47. My vet says I'm lacking in vitamin U.

  48. 48. Now that's a stray cat strut

  49. 49. Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip

  50. 50. Show me some catnip.

  51. 51. Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.

  52. 52. Tail me you love me

  53. 53. Tell me what makes you meow

  54. 54. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

  55. 55. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  56. 56. They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

  57. 57. Want to see some hairballs?

  58. 58. We'd make the purrfect couple

  59. 59. What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

  60. 60. Where have you been all my lives?

  61. 61. Will you be my meow?

  62. 62. You "complete meow me"

  63. 63. You amewse me

  64. 64. You must have been sleeping in the sun, because you are HOT.

  65. 65. You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws

  66. 66. You're my pajamas.

  67. 67. Your the cats whiskers.

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