senior citizen pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

  2. 2. Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

  3. 3. I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

  4. 4. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  5. 5. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

  6. 6. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  7. 7. By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

  8. 8. I think you dropped your teeth.

  9. 9. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  10. 10. I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

  11. 11. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  12. 12. One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.

  13. 13. Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

  14. 14. Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?

  15. 15. Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

  16. 16. Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  17. 17. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

  18. 18. I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

  19. 19. I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

  20. 20. I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

  21. 21. Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

  22. 22. I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?

  23. 23. You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

  24. 24. Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

  25. 25. Where have you been pretty much all of my life?

  26. 26. You don't look a day over 69.

  27. 27. I liverspotted you from across the bar?

  28. 28. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

  29. 29. Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

  30. 30. You're never too old to turn new tricks...

  31. 31. Your scooter or mine?

  32. 32. Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?

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