grocery store pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you’re essential to me...

  2. 2. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  3. 3. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  4. 4. I need to eat something 🤔

  5. 5. Because you're my Target.

  6. 6. Because you're a non-perishable item

  7. 7. Do you work at a grocery store? Because youre a snack.

  8. 8. I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

  9. 9. I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

  10. 10. Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  11. 11. Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa

  12. 12. Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

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