wrong pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

  2. 2. I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

  3. 3. The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

  4. 4. Dinosaurs still exist right?

  5. 5. Aren’t the dinosaurs alive still?

  6. 6. I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.

  7. 7. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

  8. 8. Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

  9. 9. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

  10. 10. Because you’ve been looking right all night. A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  11. 11. Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  12. 12. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  13. 13. But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  14. 14. Have we met before?

  15. 15. My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

  16. 16. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

  17. 17. I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.

  18. 18. But God put 10 inches in the wrong fuckin spot

  19. 19. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  20. 20. Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

  21. 21. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

  22. 22. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  23. 23. Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

  24. 24. I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

  25. 25. It's not around your neck

  26. 26. It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

  27. 27. Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.

  28. 28. But you wanna kiss me right?

  29. 29. But you love me right?

  30. 30. But you look like you want to have sex with me

  31. 31. Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

  32. 32. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

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