juice pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

  2. 2. I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.

  3. 3. I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

  4. 4. It’s a little bizarre, but it works in my experience.

  5. 5. Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.

  6. 6. Cause i wanna smash you against a wall and fill you up with jedi juice

  7. 7. You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

  8. 8. I don't mind getting your juices all over me

  9. 9. Cause I wanna drink ur juices

  10. 10. And your juice is all i want now

  11. 11. Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

  12. 12. Bc I wanna blow you and swallow your sweet juices

  13. 13. Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.

  14. 14. Are you an orange? Because I would suck up all your juices.

  15. 15. Bc i wanna seize you and have you collapse on an airport terminal floor and be pronounced dead at age 22

  16. 16. I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

  17. 17. And drink your pussy juice so I don’t choke

  18. 18. Babe, I'll get you dripping so much sauce. That's how my tongue rolls. (Juice)

  19. 19. Babe, you are my baddest bitch. (Juice)

  20. 20. Blame it on your juice? I am going to slurp your juice. (Juice)

  21. 21. Gonna make you shine with some amazing sex. (Juice)

  22. 22. Let's get down and show you I roll in your pudding. (Juice)

  23. 23. Not my faut that my dicks out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the boobs. (Juice)

  24. 24. How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.

  25. 25. Think you can last as long as a mega dash juice?

  26. 26. You're gonna need a Dash Juice with me, baby- I'm a Bow main.

  27. 27. Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.

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