humans pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.

  2. 2. 207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

  3. 3. But I bet you still taste delicious.

  4. 4. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady. You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  5. 5. And you just gave me one more

  6. 6. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  7. 7. Wanna wrestle?

  8. 8. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.

  9. 9. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

  10. 10. 'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?

  11. 11. Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

  12. 12. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

  13. 13. On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?

  14. 14. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases? Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  15. 15. Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

  16. 16. Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

  17. 17. Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

  18. 18. I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.

  19. 19. Except right now, I have 207

  20. 20. Because I want to have a relationship with you

  21. 21. I could give you a 207th

  22. 22. Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!

  23. 23. Why waste it on talking?

  24. 24. Because your fully human, but that ass is fully divine.

  25. 25. Because you barely look human.

  26. 26. But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.

  27. 27. ‘Cause I wanna use and abuse you (Just for future reference, no I do not support abuse - it is humanly and morally wrong)

  28. 28. Trash? Because I would like to take you out ;).

  29. 29. That's probably why you're so a-peeling

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