cook pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  2. 2. Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

  3. 3. Cause I'd cook for you.

  4. 4. Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

  5. 5. Hey, you kick ass, and cook well. Is your name Makoto?

  6. 6. Come back to my place, I'll cook you pancakes.

  7. 7. Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  8. 8. We can eat each other all day (〃゚3゚〃)

  9. 9. Because I want to cook my meat inside you

  10. 10. Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

  11. 11. Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

  12. 12. Mi love yuh more than cook food

  13. 13. Because I want to cook up some babies in you.

  14. 14. Then how did he cook dat delicious booty with only his nuts

  15. 15. Whatever that is, it sure is cooking.

  16. 16. Maybe you're blonde, maybe you cook, but can i get a load, of that dumptruck- ​ \-ass

  17. 17. I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do

  18. 18. Can I cook my hotdog inside you?

  19. 19. Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

  20. 20. Do you like pancakes or scrambled eggs for breakfast? I don’t know what to cook for you in the morning after you spend the night at my place

  21. 21. My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van

  22. 22. Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)

  23. 23. So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

  24. 24. You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek.

  25. 25. The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

  26. 26. Real men know how to cook.

  27. 27. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

  28. 28. I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

  29. 29. My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  30. 30. I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

  31. 31. Come over on Black Friday. We can have sex and left-over from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook.

  32. 32. You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

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