meteorologist weatherman pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

  2. 2. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

  3. 3. I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

  4. 4. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

  5. 5. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

  6. 6. Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

  7. 7. I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

  8. 8. Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

  9. 9. I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

  10. 10. Can I lift your index?

  11. 11. I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

  12. 12. Do you want to absorb my emittance.

  13. 13. Do you want to suction my vortex?

  14. 14. Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

  15. 15. I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

  16. 16. I'd like to punch your core.

  17. 17. I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

  18. 18. I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

  19. 19. I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

  20. 20. I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

  21. 21. I've got mad Skillings.

  22. 22. Is your tornado big enough to chase?

  23. 23. It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

  24. 24. Let me analyze your contours.

  25. 25. ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

  26. 26. My! Your parcels are buoyant.

  27. 27. My! Your tornado is long.

  28. 28. Can I calibrate your instrument?

  29. 29. Can I make your jet stream?

  30. 30. Can I see your weather balloons?

  31. 31. Can I TK your WXP?

  32. 32. Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

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