related pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

  2. 2. Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

  3. 3. Because you got those curves!

  4. 4. I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont.

  5. 5. I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

  6. 6. Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  7. 7. Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

  8. 8. Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  9. 9. Are you related to Bruce Springsteen? Because baby, you were born to run.

  10. 10. Are you French relative pronouns bc I've been staring at you all day.

  11. 11. Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

  12. 12. Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

  13. 13. ...because I really want to hump that back

  14. 14. Cause i wanna clap those cheeks to infinity and beyond

  15. 15. Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

  16. 16. I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

  17. 17. Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

  18. 18. But I will have them with you!

  19. 19. Are you a relative of Castiel ? Because it looks just like an angel to me.

  20. 20. The best one wins a life time supply of oxygen

  21. 21. Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.

  22. 22. I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

  23. 23. Coz you're as thick as an oatmeal

  24. 24. Cause Yodalicius

  25. 25. Cuz Yodalicious

  26. 26. Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

  27. 27. With out you I'm relatively nothing

  28. 28. My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

  29. 29. Cause yodamn fine

  30. 30. Bcos yodalicious

  31. 31. Water bottles and or their brands

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