small pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  2. 2. Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

  3. 3. Because you're a cutie

  4. 4. Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

  5. 5. Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

  6. 6. Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

  7. 7. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

  8. 8. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  9. 9. Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

  10. 10. You are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..

  11. 11. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  12. 12. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  13. 13. Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

  14. 14. My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

  15. 15. You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

  16. 16. Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

  17. 17. Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  18. 18. I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

  19. 19. Because your asshole is looking 3 sizes too small and I wanna show you the Christmas spirit.

  20. 20. It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

  21. 21. Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.

  22. 22. Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

  23. 23. I totally don’t believe that…

  24. 24. Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

  25. 25. You're small, cute, and sometimes I bang you on the coffee table ;)

  26. 26. Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

  27. 27. Small and turned on by toys

  28. 28. Ride me even though I'm too small

  29. 29. Because you’re gonna feel a small prick

  30. 30. Woman: No, not that I know of..? SMA: Would you like to?

  31. 31. You’re so small scale I could eat you in one bite.

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