negative pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.

  2. 2. Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

  3. 3. Cuz I'm not seeing any negatives

  4. 4. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.

  5. 5. Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

  6. 6. You and I might feel like -30 degrees, but multiplying two negative numbers makes a positive.

  7. 7. Because I can’t believe you’re real

  8. 8. I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

  9. 9. You're just my type: A negative

  10. 10. Because opposites attract.

  11. 11. I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!

  12. 12. Because my negative pole is coming for you

  13. 13. Girl, you got negative resistance against my Chaos attack.

  14. 14. Because I'm positively attracted to you

  15. 15. Oh hey girl! Are you a half wave rectifier? Cause you only see my positive side and nullify the negative ones

  16. 16. Coz you filter out all my negativities.

  17. 17. Because you are attracting my negativity.

  18. 18. Because I'm negative.

  19. 19. If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

  20. 20. I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

  21. 21. You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.

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