excuse pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  2. 2. Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

  3. 3. ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

  4. 4. Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

  5. 5. Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

  6. 6. Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

  7. 7. Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

  8. 8. Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

  9. 9. I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  10. 10. Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....

  11. 11. I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

  12. 12. Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!

  13. 13. Excuse me girl, are you in Business class? Because you fly.

  14. 14. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  15. 15. Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

  16. 16. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  17. 17. Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

  18. 18. Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

  19. 19. Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

  20. 20. Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have sex with me.

  21. 21. Are you a famous basketball player?

  22. 22. Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.

  23. 23. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

  24. 24. Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

  25. 25. Cause I’d put you on 4 and leap you!

  26. 26. Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

  27. 27. Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.

  28. 28. I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

  29. 29. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

  30. 30. Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

  31. 31. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

  32. 32. Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

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