jail pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

  2. 2. Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail.

  3. 3. Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

  4. 4. Because if I was your dad, I would be

  5. 5. For murdering your pussy

  6. 6. Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

  7. 7. Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

  8. 8. Because I can't go back to jail.

  9. 9. If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail.

  10. 10. ...would you throw me in jail?

  11. 11. No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

  12. 12. I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

  13. 13. A body like yours/ oughta be in jail/ 'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

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