system pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are your eyes a complex cave system because I keep getting lost in them.

  2. 2. Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

  3. 3. Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  4. 4. Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

  5. 5. Bc there will only be seven planets left when i have destroyed ur anus

  6. 6. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

  7. 7. Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

  8. 8. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

  9. 9. Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

  10. 10. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

  11. 11. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

  12. 12. You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

  13. 13. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  14. 14. What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

  15. 15. My whole world revolves around you.

  16. 16. I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

  17. 17. Because I'd love to penetrate you

  18. 18. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

  19. 19. I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.

  20. 20. Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

  21. 21. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  22. 22. Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

  23. 23. My fsck isn't only for system checks.

  24. 24. I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.

  25. 25. Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

  26. 26. Is my navigation system is on the fritz again because I was on my way over there, but I'm here beside you.

  27. 27. Cause I’m gonna fuck you so hard it’s gonna take decades to recover

  28. 28. Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

  29. 29. Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.

  30. 30. Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart.

  31. 31. Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

  32. 32. But I'd love to work on your back end.

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