waitress pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

  2. 2. *after they bring the dessert menu” “Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu” “I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem” “I don’t see you on here”

  3. 3. I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

  4. 4. Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

  5. 5. I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  6. 6. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  7. 7. How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

  8. 8. With just the tip

  9. 9. I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  10. 10. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

  11. 11. Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

  12. 12. Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

  13. 13. I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

  14. 14. I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

  15. 15. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  16. 16. I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

  17. 17. Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

  18. 18. My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

  19. 19. My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

  20. 20. So when’s your next night off?

  21. 21. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from? I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  22. 22. This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

  23. 23. What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

  24. 24. You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

  25. 25. You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

  26. 26. You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

  27. 27. Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

  28. 28. I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

  29. 29. Theres a pretty cute waitress, and we be giving each other the eye. Do watchu guys do best?

  30. 30. I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

  31. 31. Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

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