1. The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it
2. Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
3. "Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"
4. Cz I have to put my meat inside you.
5. Because I want to open you up and eat you contents.
6. Because I would put my meat in you.
7. Cause I want to suck your dick
Oh boy I hope no one else has posted this >.<
8. Cause I want to stick food inside of you
9. I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I'm making breakfast in the morning.