gurl pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

  2. 2. Because you just conquered my heart

  3. 3. Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  4. 4. Because you got dat ass ma

  5. 5. Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

  6. 6. Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

  7. 7. Cause you look like a Head Master

  8. 8. Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

  9. 9. Damn gurl, you hotter than Din's Fire.

  10. 10. Hey gurl wanna see my kettleballs.

  11. 11. Into a hard drive

  12. 12. Cuz you just gave me a foot long

  13. 13. All clothing will be 100% off. . .

  14. 14. Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

  15. 15. Cause I always want you down onto me!

  16. 16. I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

  17. 17. Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

  18. 18. Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

  19. 19. Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

  20. 20. Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

  21. 21. Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?

  22. 22. Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

  23. 23. Gurl you so Beautiful you look like a 512x512 texture pack.

  24. 24. Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

  25. 25. Because you only get hotter the older you get.

  26. 26. Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

  27. 27. Cause wow

  28. 28. Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

  29. 29. But i can see u massagin this dick

  30. 30. Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

  31. 31. Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

  32. 32. Do you uhm wanna go like hang out. And uhm. We can like get coffee and maybe we can possibly like hold hands, I mean if you want. Please.

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