muscle pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  2. 2. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

  3. 3. Only a dime a minute.

  4. 4. It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

  5. 5. My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

  6. 6. Wanna fight?

  7. 7. Wanna wrestle?

  8. 8. They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

  9. 9. Wanna wrestle?;)

  10. 10. So do you want to work out?

  11. 11. You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

  12. 12. ...let's work out.

  13. 13. Let's practice flexing your jaw muscles on a hard surface.

  14. 14. Lifting children out of poverty. Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

  15. 15. I beg to differ.

  16. 16. Bullproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

  17. 17. Every muscle in your body is beautiful.

  18. 18. Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!

  19. 19. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

  20. 20. You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.

  21. 21. Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.

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