1. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!
2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
3. what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
4. Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
5. I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.
6. Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.
7. Wish I had a good shovel so I could dig you, but I wasted all the diamonds on my hoe.
8. I'll waste your pussy like Frieza wasted the Saiyan race.
9. No wood gets wasted
10. I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?
11. Why waste it on talking?
12. So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*
13. Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time
14. Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin', but my time would be wasted 'cause they got nothin' on you. (Nothin' on You)
15. Because I would waste my life on you
16. PULine request: Yoni
Girl named Yoni! Don't let this one go to waste guys! Highest upvoted one is the one I'll use
17. Cause I’d waste all my benefits on you
18. The condom in my wallet does not have to be.
19. Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.
20. Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.
21. Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
22. Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
23. I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.
24. There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?