invest pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  2. 2. You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

  3. 3. Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

  4. 4. Are you ready to invest my funds?

  5. 5. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  6. 6. Cause damn, look at the valuation ;)

  7. 7. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

  8. 8. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  9. 9. I got a tiny investment for you.

  10. 10. I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

  11. 11. It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

  12. 12. Are you a bank? Because I would like to invest in you :)

  13. 13. Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

  14. 14. Because I want to invest in those assets.

  15. 15. I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

  16. 16. Cause you sure know how to go down.

  17. 17. But you sure are going to be MINE :)

  18. 18. Hey, are you a bitcoin? cause i'd like to invest in you

  19. 19. "Okay the trial period's over. You need to invest for the subscription"

  20. 20. I'm proud to say I once invested a great many resources in Ms. Walton.

  21. 21. Want to see what fully invested feels like?

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