rock hard pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you cosmic rays? Because you turn my thing hard as rock.

  2. 2. Cause you make me rock hard

  3. 3. Because you turn everyone rock hard.

  4. 4. Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

  5. 5. Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

  6. 6. We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

  7. 7. Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.

  8. 8. Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

  9. 9. Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!

  10. 10. Because you made me rock hard.

  11. 11. 'Cause I get as hard as a rock whenever you look at me

  12. 12. With you around, Pride Rock isn't the only thing hard.

  13. 13. Cause you got me rock hard

  14. 14. Cause i get rock hard when i look at you

  15. 15. Coz i'm stoned and rock hard

  16. 16. Cuz u got me hard as a rock 🥴

  17. 17. Because you make me rock hard

  18. 18. Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

  19. 19. Because one look at you turns me Rock Hard!

  20. 20. But bby you've got me rock hard

  21. 21. Cause you make me rock hard.

  22. 22. You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law

  23. 23. Cuz you made my cock rock hard.

  24. 24. 'cuz u make me rock hard

  25. 25. Cause everytime I look at you, I become rock-hard.

  26. 26. Because staring into your eyes is making me rock hard.

  27. 27. Because the way you looked at me made me rock-hard.

  28. 28. Because everytime I see you, I Rock hard. Xd

  29. 29. You’re making me rock hard!

  30. 30. Because my dick is rock hard

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