theatre pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. It hurts so bad.

  2. 2. Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

  3. 3. My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

  4. 4. You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

  5. 5. If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?

  6. 6. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  7. 7. Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

  8. 8. Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

  9. 9. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  10. 10. Are you method acting because you're really in my head.

  11. 11. Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

  12. 12. I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

  13. 13. If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

  14. 14. Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

  15. 15. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

  16. 16. I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

  17. 17. Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

  18. 18. You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.

  19. 19. Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

  20. 20. You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.

  21. 21. You make me Les Miserable.

  22. 22. There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

  23. 23. If you were a script, I'd never go off book.

  24. 24. Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.

  25. 25. Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.

  26. 26. Are you my lines? Cuz I'll never forget you.

  27. 27. Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

  28. 28. Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.

  29. 29. You can do my eyeliner anytime.

  30. 30. You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.

  31. 31. Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

  32. 32. Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.

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