eating pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

  2. 2. Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

  3. 3. This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

  4. 4. Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

  5. 5. How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

  6. 6. If so, you definitely are what you eat

  7. 7. Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

  8. 8. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

  9. 9. That you were the best place to eat out

  10. 10. Can I invite you to dinner?

  11. 11. Because you're a snack

  12. 12. Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

  13. 13. Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

  14. 14. Turns out that you came on top of the list

  15. 15. Because I’m going to senior-eat-ya out later ;)

  16. 16. Will you let me eat your meat?

  17. 17. Are you a cup of yogurt Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides

  18. 18. They both wiggle when you eat them.

  19. 19. You gonna eat that?

  20. 20. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  21. 21. Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

  22. 22. Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

  23. 23. Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

  24. 24. You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

  25. 25. It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.

  26. 26. You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

  27. 27. If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

  28. 28. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  29. 29. Eat here often? Go for the legs, the surfboard's for flavor.

  30. 30. Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

  31. 31. Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

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