1. Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
2. Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
3. This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
4. Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.
5. How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?
6. If so, you definitely are what you eat
7. Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤
8. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.
9. That you were the best place to eat out
10. Can I invite you to dinner?
11. Because you're a snack
12. Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!
13. Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
14. Turns out that you came on top of the list
15. Because I’m going to senior-eat-ya out later ;)
16. Will you let me eat your meat?
17. Are you a cup of yogurt
Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides
18. They both wiggle when you eat them.
19. You gonna eat that?
20. I eat cats if you know what I mean.
21. Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.
22. Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
23. Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.
24. You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.
25. It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.
26. You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.
27. If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.
28. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
29. Eat here often? Go for the legs, the surfboard's for flavor.
30. Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.
31. Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.