mothers day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. 2. I'm here to make you one

  3. 3. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  4. 4. Do it for Mother Earth.

  5. 5. Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

  6. 6. I have a great relationship with my mother… country.

  7. 7. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  8. 8. Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

  9. 9. Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

  10. 10. Girl, you have got to be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY.

  11. 11. I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

  12. 12. Can I be the Mother of your kids?

  13. 13. Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

  14. 14. If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

  15. 15. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  16. 16. Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

  17. 17. C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

  18. 18. Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

  19. 19. So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

  20. 20. Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

  21. 21. How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.

  22. 22. Because I want to suck your nipples all day.

  23. 23. You tryna to become a mother on Mother's Day?

  24. 24. How would you like to celebrate Mother's Day next year?

  25. 25. Wanna be a mother next year?

  26. 26. Girl, what are you doing for Mother's Day? cause I was thinking we could get your mom a grandbaby.

  27. 27. Are you a single mom? Want me to make you one?

  28. 28. Any girls wanna make today about them?

  29. 29. She : But i don't have a kid. He :I am trynna give you one!

  30. 30. I think you all know where this is going

  31. 31. When I let a day go by without talking to you, that day's just no good.

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