sitting pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  2. 2. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  3. 3. Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

  4. 4. I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

  5. 5. Cause I really want you to sit on my face

  6. 6. Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

  7. 7. When you want to sit it stands up.

  8. 8. It stands up so you can sit down

  9. 9. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  10. 10. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  11. 11. You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  12. 12. You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

  13. 13. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

  14. 14. If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

  15. 15. Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

  16. 16. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  17. 17. So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

  18. 18. Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

  19. 19. Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

  20. 20. I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

  21. 21. We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  22. 22. Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

  23. 23. Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

  24. 24. Sit on my face?

  25. 25. It stands up so you can sit down :)

  26. 26. And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  27. 27. My dick is such a gentleman It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

  28. 28. The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

  29. 29. Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

  30. 30. Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

  31. 31. Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.

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