common commercial objects pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

  2. 2. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  3. 3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

  4. 4. Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

  5. 5. Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?

  6. 6. Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.

  7. 7. Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat

  8. 8. Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S'more.

  9. 9. Aye girl, they call me Snow Day.... Because I'm gonna get drunk and sled all over you.

  10. 10. Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

  11. 11. Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

  12. 12. Baby your what makes Campbell soup mmm good.

  13. 13. Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

  14. 14. Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven

  15. 15. Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

  16. 16. Damn....Levis should pay you royalties.

  17. 17. Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

  18. 18. Do you like hamburgers? because i'll go in-n-out of you!

  19. 19. Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

  20. 20. Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

  21. 21. Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

  22. 22. Do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.

  23. 23. Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!

  24. 24. Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

  25. 25. Girl are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.

  26. 26. Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You.

  27. 27. Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u Now And Later

  28. 28. Girl your so sweet you put hershy's out of business.

  29. 29. Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!

  30. 30. Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

  31. 31. Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is pricless

  32. 32. Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? because I'm goin cookoo for you

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