paper pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You should call me.

  2. 2. Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

  3. 3. Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  4. 4. Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)

  5. 5. Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her : (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  6. 6. Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

  7. 7. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  8. 8. If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

  9. 9. I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life. I was wondering if I could interview you?

  10. 10. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  11. 11. Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

  12. 12. Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

  13. 13. I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

  14. 14. When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

  15. 15. You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

  16. 16. Damn are you toliet paper? Cause people can't seem to get enough of you these days.

  17. 17. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

  18. 18. So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

  19. 19. I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

  20. 20. Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  21. 21. Hey girl are you toilet paper? Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

  22. 22. So I could touch your butt.

  23. 23. Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

  24. 24. Cause you turn me red

  25. 25. Because I can be your Prince Charmin

  26. 26. Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

  27. 27. Can i check out your tax haven?

  28. 28. Cause I can’t get enough of you

  29. 29. Roses are red Introverts would like the quarantine Hey honey Be my valentine? (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

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