mario kart pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. (mario kart obviously..)

  2. 2. Check out my golden Mario.

  3. 3. I am Super Horny for you.

  4. 4. Let's recreate that orgasmic finishing like the Bullet Bill item.

  5. 5. I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

  6. 6. Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.

  7. 7. You can bounce on my pipe all you want.

  8. 8. Are you a mushroom because you are so gorgeous.

  9. 9. Babe, I am ready to travel deep in your Sweet Sweet Canyon.

  10. 10. Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.

  11. 11. Babe, want to see how I could turbo dash you to the finish?

  12. 12. Could you swallow like the Chain Chomp?

  13. 13. Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?

  14. 14. Girl I got gold.

  15. 15. Girl I know how to work my kart, I can get in and out of any tight spots.

  16. 16. Girl I'll travel to the end of Rainbow Road with you, because you are a worthy treasure.

  17. 17. Girl, am I accelerating too fast for you?

  18. 18. Girl, I will eat you out like Potted Piranha Plants.

  19. 19. Girl, your beauty had struck lightning on me.

  20. 20. Hey babe, time for some POW action.

  21. 21. Hey babe, which ever path you want to take, we are going to the end.

  22. 22. Hey girl, these balloons are not the only things we are popping tonight.

  23. 23. I am maxed coins for you.

  24. 24. I am usually good at Mario Kart, but babe I am falling for you with every turn I take.

  25. 25. I hope u enjoy looking at the stars at night... cause i'll send u flying up there w/my star.

  26. 26. I would like to exploit you like Grumble Volcano.

  27. 27. I would love to make you feel blown sky high like Bob-ombs.

  28. 28. I'll race around the world with you anytime.

  29. 29. I'm a real Shy Guy but do enjoy long walks on Peach Beach.

  30. 30. Let's make our bedroom game more fun with these Mystery Boxes.

  31. 31. Let's race, I promise I'll take you to the finish first.

  32. 32. Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.

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