period pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

  2. 2. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

  3. 3. Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  4. 4. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

  5. 5. Because I think about you periodically.

  6. 6. Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

  7. 7. Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

  8. 8. I can make yours go away for 9 months

  9. 9. Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

  10. 10. You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

  11. 11. Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

  12. 12. Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

  13. 13. Chem students do it on the table periodically.

  14. 14. Because I can stop them for nine months

  15. 15. Cause i can stop them for nine months

  16. 16. I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

  17. 17. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

  18. 18. Chemists do it on the table periodically.

  19. 19. Shall we do it on the table periodically?

  20. 20. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

  21. 21. But what if I'm on my period? If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?

  22. 22. I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

  23. 23. Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

  24. 24. Coz i want to do it periodically on the table with you.

  25. 25. Cuz all I want is 92

  26. 26. Because its about time you came this month.

  27. 27. Because I missed you.

  28. 28. Would you let me holding period you forever?

  29. 29. Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

  30. 30. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

  31. 31. Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

  32. 32. I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

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