imma pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Idk why I've never seen this one before.

  2. 2. Cuz dat ass is well rounded.

  3. 3. Worship you quietly and finger you all day

  4. 4. Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.

  5. 5. Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.

  6. 6. Cuz imma take you away from this place

  7. 7. Guaranteed to get you slapped

  8. 8. I think i need a library card because imma check you out

  9. 9. Cos that arse on you is too fire

  10. 10. Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

  11. 11. Cause imma give you crabs

  12. 12. Cause imma spend all night doing you

  13. 13. Imma do you like my pinky toe And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

  14. 14. Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.

  15. 15. Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.

  16. 16. Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin

  17. 17. Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

  18. 18. Cuz imma stab you

  19. 19. Cuz imma get you to full bars

  20. 20. Cause imma choke you

  21. 21. Cuz imma make your litten squirtle

  22. 22. Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that

  23. 23. Cause imma break you open and consume your insides

  24. 24. Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)

  25. 25. I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

  26. 26. Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

  27. 27. Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!

  28. 28. Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion

  29. 29. Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?

  30. 30. That ain’t no rating

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