nsa pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

  2. 2. I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.

  3. 3. You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

  4. 4. You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

  5. 5. I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

  6. 6. Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I have no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  7. 7. I know your favorite restaurant lets go on a date we can see your favorite movie too.

  8. 8. Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  9. 9. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

  10. 10. Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

  11. 11. I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

  12. 12. Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

  13. 13. Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

  14. 14. Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

  15. 15. I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

  16. 16. Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

  17. 17. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

  18. 18. Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

  19. 19. Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

  20. 20. It's really nice seeing you again.

  21. 21. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  22. 22. I can tap your wires like nobody's business.

  23. 23. Is that a phone in your pocket? Cus I can see myself in your pants.

  24. 24. I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

  25. 25. I'm always on the phone when you need me....

  26. 26. Your cellphone isn't the only thing I'd like to tap.

  27. 27. Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?

  28. 28. Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

  29. 29. How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!

  30. 30. I already know everything about you its just cute to hear you say it.

  31. 31. cause ima monitor that all DAY.

  32. 32. What are you wearing? Just kidding, I’m watching you.

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