fbi pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

  2. 2. I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

  3. 3. Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

  4. 4. The FBI is searching my penis can I hide it in you

  5. 5. Can I hide it inside of you?

  6. 6. The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?

  7. 7. Can I hide it inside you?

  8. 8. Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  9. 9. The FBI wants to steal my penis Can I hide it inside you?

  10. 10. Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

  11. 11. Violets are blue The FBI is trying to steal my dick, Can I hide it in you?

  12. 12. Call me FBI Cause I want backdoor access.

  13. 13. ​ ​ The fbi's after my penis, can i hide it inside you?

  14. 14. Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

  15. 15. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

  16. 16. Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

  17. 17. And I order you to *open up*

  18. 18. But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

  19. 19. The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

  20. 20. Can i hide it inside you?

  21. 21. The fbi is hunting my penis can i hide inside you

  22. 22. Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

  23. 23. How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

  24. 24. I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

  25. 25. I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

  26. 26. I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

  27. 27. I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

  28. 28. I flagged you at first sight

  29. 29. I knew you'd be here.

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