2. Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
3. Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.
4. Be my valentine! Yes You Can
5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.
6. Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.
7. Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.
8. How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
9. I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
10. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!
11. I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.
12. I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.
13. I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
14. I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long.
15. I'm against slavery, but I do love bondage
16. I'm gonna Barack your world!
17. I'm like the Vietnam War. Way longer than you thought I'd be.
18. I’ll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
19. If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.
20. If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
21. It's big, like my signature.
22. Just two words? Blow me.
23. Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.
24. Let's get stuck in a bathtub together.
25. Let's heat up this Cold War.
26. Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
27. My last name is Harding.
28. My teeth aren't all that's wood right now.
29. Now that's what I call a stimulus package
30. Presidents do it for four years in a row.
31. Something is rising and it's not the national debt.
32. That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?
33. The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
34. They don't call me Rough Rider for nothing.
35. They said "Go west, young man." I say "Go south, young lady."
36. Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
37. Wanna form a more perfect union?
38. Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
39. Yeah it's pretty tricky
40. You have spent two non-consecutive terms in my heart.
41. You have trickled down into my heart.
42. You know what they say, "The longer the term..."
43. You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!