1. Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
2. Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.
3. Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
4. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
5. Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
6. Biochemistry Major: I've got my ion you, baby!
7. Biochemistry Major: You're so hot you denature my proteins.
8. Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
9. Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
10. Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!
11. Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!
12. Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?
13. Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as home of the second largest organ this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know its currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT'S RIGHT HERE.
14. Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.
15. Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'
16. Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.
17. Did we have any homework due?
18. Do you have a pen I could borrow?
19. Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.
20. Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.
21. Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off
22. Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!
23. Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.
24. Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
25. Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.
26. English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
27. English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.
28. Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!
29. Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.
30. Even if there were no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you
31. Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.
32. Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!
33. Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U
34. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.
35. Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot
36. Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?
37. Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?
38. Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?
39. History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.
40. History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.
41. History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.
42. Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.
43. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
44. I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes
45. I like my men like I like my books---well read and in leather.
46. I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.
47. I missed class last time, do you have the notes?
48. I must be feeling squirrely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.
49. I think we should drop out…of these clothes.
50. I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.
51. I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.
52. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.
53. If i were writing an essay on your beauty, i wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
54. Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus.
55. Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
56. Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.
57. Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
58. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
59. Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
60. Linguistics Major: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
61. Linguistics Major: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
62. Looking for an attractive man? The SKY's the limit!
63. Man, if bein' sexy was against the law, then I would start working out just to spite my parents.
64. Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
65. Mathematics Major: Can I have your number?
66. Mathematics Major: Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
67. Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.
68. Mathematics Major: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
69. Music Major: Composers always score.
70. Music Major: Damn girl, you're looking sharp!
71. Music Major: I bet we'd get into some serious treble together.
72. Music Major: You had me at cello.
73. Physics Major: Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.
74. Physics Major: Can I have your significant digits?
75. Physics Major: Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
76. Physics Major: You've got more curves than a circle.
77. Political science Major: For a third-world country, you're pretty well developed.
78. Political science Major: I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
79. Political science Major: Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
80. Sure, I have a guitar.
81. Wanna see my keg?
82. What do you say we get out of these pajama bottoms and slip into something more comfortable?
83. What'd you think of that test?
84. Why don't we go back to my place and I'll show you my fencing sabre?
85. You are out of this world! Trust me, I'm taking astronomy this semester.
86. You make me want the D…the Ph.D.
87. You make me want to be a better business major.
88. You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
89. You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.