Animal pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

  2. 2. You must be my backyard, because I really dig you.

  3. 3. Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

  4. 4. I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

  5. 5. Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

  6. 6. Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

  7. 7. My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

  8. 8. My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

  9. 9. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

  10. 10. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  11. 11. They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

  12. 12. If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

  13. 13. Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

  14. 14. Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

  15. 15. Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

  16. 16. Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

  17. 17. Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.

  18. 18. Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.

  19. 19. Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

  20. 20. Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

  21. 21. Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

  22. 22. Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.

  23. 23. Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

  24. 24. Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

  25. 25. Did I ever mention that I'm a Navy Seal?

  26. 26. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

  27. 27. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks.

  28. 28. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

  29. 29. Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

  30. 30. Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!

  31. 31. Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone

  32. 32. Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

  33. 33. Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

  34. 34. Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

  35. 35. Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi

  36. 36. Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

  37. 37. From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

  38. 38. Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

  39. 39. Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

  40. 40. Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.

  41. 41. Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

  42. 42. Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.

  43. 43. Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

  44. 44. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

  45. 45. Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

  46. 46. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!

  47. 47. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

  48. 48. Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

  49. 49. Hey girl, are you a pure bred, because you just Russian Blue me away.

  50. 50. Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?

  51. 51. Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

  52. 52. I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

  53. 53. I must have been a real good boy, because you're a real treat.

  54. 54. I'm a lion: Meow

  55. 55. I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you

  56. 56. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

  57. 57. If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!

  58. 58. If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

  59. 59. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

  60. 60. If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

  61. 61. If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

  62. 62. If you where a sheep I would clone you

  63. 63. Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

  64. 64. It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!

  65. 65. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

  66. 66. Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

  67. 67. Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

  68. 68. Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzsted...

  69. 69. Polly wanna tap that

  70. 70. Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you'll be finding out I nemo p***y

  71. 71. So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

  72. 72. Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this dick

  73. 73. Take me to the loony bin, because you're bacon me crazy.

  74. 74. What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)

  75. 75. Yo baby, mind if I crab your ass?

  76. 76. You are one hoot mama!

  77. 77. You wanna see a donkey show?

  78. 78. You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

  79. 79. Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

  80. 80. Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

  81. 81. Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

  82. 82. Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

  83. 83. Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.

  84. 84. If I was a squirrel I'd store my nuts in your hole!

  85. 85. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

  86. 86. I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

  87. 87. Do you like Sea World, because you’re about to be in my splash zone

  88. 88. If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

  89. 89. If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

  90. 90. Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.

  91. 91. Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

  92. 92. Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.

  93. 93. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  94. 94. If you were a camel, I'd hump you!

  95. 95. Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

  96. 96. Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy

  97. 97. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

  98. 98. I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

  99. 99. It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!

  100. 100. If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken

  101. 101. Life's a jungle - let's go to your place and bang like animals!

  102. 102. If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

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