square pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

  2. 2. Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

  3. 3. Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

  4. 4. Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

  5. 5. Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

  6. 6. Cause your unreal

  7. 7. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  8. 8. Cause you got me in all fours

  9. 9. Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

  10. 10. Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

  11. 11. Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real

  12. 12. Cuz you can't be real

  13. 13. Because you can't be real.

  14. 14. Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

  15. 15. You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

  16. 16. My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

  17. 17. You have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.

  18. 18. Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

  19. 19. Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.

  20. 20. Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

  21. 21. You are like a sponge to my square pants.

  22. 22. Instead of completing the square, why not we complete each other?

  23. 23. Because I can’t believe you’re real

  24. 24. You're the top of my house

  25. 25. Bcz you can't be real

  26. 26. Cuz I wanna watch my balls drop on ya

  27. 27. I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

  28. 28. Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!

  29. 29. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

  30. 30. If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

  31. 31. You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.

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