shit pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. There it is

  2. 2. When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  3. 3. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

  4. 4. Cuz Yoda one I'm trynna fuck the shit out of tonight

  5. 5. Because I'd shit down the government to have you

  6. 6. Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me

  7. 7. I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.

  8. 8. Because you make me shit myself!

  9. 9. Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!

  10. 10. Cause I want to pump the shit out of you.

  11. 11. Damn Subaru, you Impreza the shit out of me!

  12. 12. Would you fly around and shit on cars with me?

  13. 13. Can i get in yours?

  14. 14. Mind if I get in yours

  15. 15. Damn girl did it hurt when you f-... Wait, are you from tennessee because you're the only 10 I s-... Uhh.. you can't spell quarantine withou-... Ah shit just take your pants off already

  16. 16. Because you look like shit today.

  17. 17. Because you're the shit.

  18. 18. I'm married so you know I won't be all clingy and shit!

  19. 19. Cause that's the funniest shit I've ever seen

  20. 20. Because holy shit you’re hot!

  21. 21. Because I want to fuck the shit out of you

  22. 22. Can we share yours?

  23. 23. Can I get into yours?

  24. 24. I shit in mine

  25. 25. Cause your breath smells like shit!

  26. 26. because I want to shit in your mouth.

  27. 27. I'd follow a mile of your shit, just to see where it came from.

  28. 28. Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck the shit outta you?

  29. 29. I think I’m an 8/10 but my friend thinks I’m more of a 7/10. What do you think? I thought I’d ask you because you look like a solid 10 and you probably know your shit.

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