matrix pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

  2. 2. Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

  3. 3. Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

  4. 4. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  5. 5. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  6. 6. Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

  7. 7. I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

  8. 8. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

  9. 9. Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

  10. 10. Let's get you plugged in.

  11. 11. Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.

  12. 12. If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

  13. 13. You're the star in my Boston Matrix diagram.

  14. 14. One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

  15. 15. Hey baby, can I stick my hand in your chest?

  16. 16. I know karate.

  17. 17. You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

  18. 18. Cuz I believe you’re the One.

  19. 19. Because you light my darkest hour

  20. 20. Lets go back to my place and see how deep your rabbit hole goes.

  21. 21. Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.

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