social pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey girl, I'm not gonna project our cultures regressive social conditioning onto you.

  2. 2. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  3. 3. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  4. 4. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  5. 5. Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

  6. 6. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  7. 7. Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

  8. 8. Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

  9. 9. Want to shelter in place on my bed?

  10. 10. Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

  11. 11. The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

  12. 12. Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

  13. 13. You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

  14. 14. You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

  15. 15. I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

  16. 16. If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

  17. 17. Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

  18. 18. I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

  19. 19. We could have sex and still be social distanced

  20. 20. That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

  21. 21. But a mask in you out girl.

  22. 22. Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

  23. 23. Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

  24. 24. Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

  25. 25. I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

  26. 26. How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

  27. 27. I lost my social security number can I have yours?

  28. 28. Are you Rise Kujikawa? Because I can feel a Lovers social link between us.

  29. 29. Because all I do is sit and look at you on social media all day.

  30. 30. Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?

  31. 31. So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

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