pump pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

  2. 2. Because I wanna pump you full of cream.

  3. 3. Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

  4. 4. The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  5. 5. Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink* Ps: please dont kill yourself

  6. 6. Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

  7. 7. Because it's pumping inside of you ;) Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

  8. 8. Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

  9. 9. Because I wanna use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.

  10. 10. Fancy some pump action?

  11. 11. I promise I ain't no double-pump chump.

  12. 12. I want to pump you harder than an eyelash curler.

  13. 13. Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

  14. 14. Because I want to pump some

  15. 15. Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not

  16. 16. I am jealous of your heart It can pump inside you the whole day and i can't

  17. 17. Girl : what ? Why ? Me : Because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

  18. 18. It's pumping inside you and I'm not

  19. 19. Baby tonight I am prepared and gladly do it twice, ejecting all the load inside my pump. (Mercy)

  20. 20. Cause I want to pump the shit out of you.

  21. 21. Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

  22. 22. You pump my heart like epinephrine.

  23. 23. Because I want to put my nozzle in you and pump until you explode.

  24. 24. Hey girl You must be gasoline, because even though you expensive I still want to pump you in my van

  25. 25. Cause I want to shoot our kids in the head for 200 damage .

  26. 26. I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.

  27. 27. Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.

  28. 28. Time to get some pump action.

  29. 29. Wanna help me clean my pump?

  30. 30. You can be my girl; I can be your man. And we can pump this jam however you want. (Hey Baby)

  31. 31. Hey there, do you need to use my pump?

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