disappointed pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before

  2. 2. You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  3. 3. I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

  4. 4. Then whose imagination are you?

  5. 5. Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out if you and call you when I need money.

  6. 6. Because reality is often disappointing

  7. 7. Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

  8. 8. ..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

  9. 9. Hey girl, I'm USB Type C I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

  10. 10. Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before ...

  11. 11. I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ️️️

  12. 12. I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

  13. 13. Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

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