hitting pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

  2. 2. Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.

  3. 3. When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  4. 4. Cuz you hit DIFFERENT

  5. 5. Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

  6. 6. Because you’ve been looking right all night. A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  7. 7. When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

  8. 8. If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.

  9. 9. Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.

  10. 10. Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

  11. 11. + omg are you ok? - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

  12. 12. Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

  13. 13. Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

  14. 14. Because I want to hit you with my balls.

  15. 15. I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

  16. 16. Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.

  17. 17. Hit me with your best shot!

  18. 18. Guaranteed to get you slapped

  19. 19. Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

  20. 20. Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

  21. 21. Because every time I see you, I want to hit that

  22. 22. I like to hit more then just balls...

  23. 23. You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

  24. 24. Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

  25. 25. Ooh you're a libero? Girl I'll hit it hard at you all damn day.

  26. 26. I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.

  27. 27. Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

  28. 28. You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.

  29. 29. Because I'd hit that

  30. 30. I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

  31. 31. If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.

  32. 32. Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.

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