santa pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie 🥛

  2. 2. Because I wanna cum down your chimney

  3. 3. If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d definitely be Vixen.

  4. 4. He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

  5. 5. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  6. 6. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

  7. 7. Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

  8. 8. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  9. 9. Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

  10. 10. I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

  11. 11. Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

  12. 12. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

  13. 13. But its not of Christmas, Santa Claus lap always ready.

  14. 14. Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

  15. 15. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

  16. 16. I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

  17. 17. Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

  18. 18. Call me santa because I’d travel the world for you.

  19. 19. Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

  20. 20. Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

  21. 21. Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

  22. 22. To show Santa what I want for Christmas

  23. 23. If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

  24. 24. So I can send Santa my wish list

  25. 25. Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

  26. 26. I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

  27. 27. Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

  28. 28. Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!

  29. 29. Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"

  30. 30. Because I’d let you come down my chimney

  31. 31. Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

  32. 32. .... So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

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