occupation pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

  2. 2. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  3. 3. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

  4. 4. Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

  5. 5. You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

  6. 6. Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

  7. 7. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  8. 8. You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

  9. 9. Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

  10. 10. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

  11. 11. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  12. 12. Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

  13. 13. Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

  14. 14. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  15. 15. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  16. 16. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

  17. 17. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

  18. 18. I have the equipment to plow all night long.

  19. 19. Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

  20. 20. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

  21. 21. Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

  22. 22. Objection!

  23. 23. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  24. 24. Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

  25. 25. That's what we do.

  26. 26. Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

  27. 27. My sights are locked on you!

  28. 28. Can I do SABC on you?

  29. 29. Can i see your battle buddy?

  30. 30. Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.

  31. 31. Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

  32. 32. Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

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