government pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I want you to take me out ;))) ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

  2. 2. Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  3. 3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.

  4. 4. Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.

  5. 5. If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

  6. 6. U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

  7. 7. 18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!

  8. 8. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  9. 9. There should be government regulations against all your goodness.

  10. 10. Cause I wouldn’t mind getting f***ed by you

  11. 11. Because I'd shit down the government to have you

  12. 12. Because I've never seen anything like you before

  13. 13. Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years

  14. 14. If the government won't lock you down, I'll lock you down :)

  15. 15. We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

  16. 16. Mind if I instead do you? - Day 72

  17. 17. The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas

  18. 18. I'm developing a new governance regime. Would you like to try it?

  19. 19. Im want to get i and u closer together.

  20. 20. The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.

  21. 21. The powers of the federal government aren't the only things that need separated.

  22. 22. When we get back to my place I'm going to do everything to you that your government can't.

  23. 23. Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been screwed by an entire government agency.

  24. 24. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

  25. 25. I want the government out of my bedroom. But, giiiiiiirl, you're welcome anytime.

  26. 26. Hey girl are you a government experiment? Because you could definitely use my 11.

  27. 27. When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.

  28. 28. So how long have you been the government’s foxiest employee?

  29. 29. What do you think the chances are that the government owns Starbucks and they're putting mind-altering drugs into the coffee to manipulate our very existence?

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