fart pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!

  2. 2. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

  3. 3. Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.

  4. 4. That I hold farts in while we message each other

  5. 5. Because you blew me away

  6. 6. Because you totally blew me away

  7. 7. I've farted over there...

  8. 8. You must fart a lot

  9. 9. But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

  10. 10. *farts for 90 minutes*

  11. 11. Because you just blew me away

  12. 12. Damn girl, are you a fart? Cuz you stink like shit 🥵 Edit: thanks for the silver

  13. 13. Cus you blew me away

  14. 14. Cause you blow me away

  15. 15. Cuz you just blew me away

  16. 16. Cuz you blow me away.

  17. 17. Cause girl you blew me awayyyy

  18. 18. I'm going to go down on you for so long that tomorrow my farts will smell like your pussy.

  19. 19. Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

  20. 20. Because you've totally blown me away

  21. 21. Either way, you are breathtaking

  22. 22. Cause you blew me away

  23. 23. Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

  24. 24. Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

  25. 25. I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

  26. 26. At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn't have to let him go.

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