staff pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

  2. 2. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  3. 3. You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

  4. 4. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  5. 5. Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

  6. 6. Girl, I know you want this TIP.

  7. 7. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  8. 8. You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

  9. 9. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  10. 10. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

  11. 11. Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

  12. 12. Would you mind if i thirst my dark magician’s staff deep down inside your dark hole? (Yugioh)

  13. 13. Yes - Have you ever had a big staff? No - Could you handle a big staff?

  14. 14. So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

  15. 15. Your money isnt the only tip i want.

  16. 16. Let me show you my daily special.

  17. 17. How bout I play moses and u play with my staff

  18. 18. Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

  19. 19. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  20. 20. Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

  21. 21. Ay bay bay, can I get a refill of Dr. Pepper?

  22. 22. Baby I'm gonna give you the tip later!

  23. 23. Are you a brand new Airbender? I’ll teach you the way around my glider staff.

  24. 24. May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

  25. 25. My staff is ready, I want to travel to your promised land.

  26. 26. ,I’m Tinder staff. We’d like to request you delete your profile because you’re making everyone else look bad ;)

  27. 27. Because you'll need two hands for this one.

  28. 28. Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  29. 29. Why don't we go back to my place, and I'll let you audit my staff.

  30. 30. Rest assured, I have a large enough staff for adequate coverage.

  31. 31. My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.

  32. 32. Meet me inside Davy Jones' Locker, I'll be Neptune, you be my staff.

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