mental pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

  2. 2. Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

  3. 3. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  4. 4. Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

  5. 5. Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  6. 6. Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

  7. 7. Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  8. 8. Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?

  9. 9. Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?

  10. 10. Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.

  11. 11. What do you have in common with a mental hospital? I should be in a mental hospital right now.

  12. 12. I'm having a mental blank atm so if anyone could think of one that'd help

  13. 13. Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

  14. 14. They say bowling is 90 percent mental. I guess I'll have to quit then, because my mind is 100 percent on you.

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